So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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