I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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