He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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