Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
porn star boner night. come get it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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