I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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