Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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