I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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