i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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