i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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