She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's shark week go big or go home
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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