I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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