is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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