thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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