I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We left the knife in your bed.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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