Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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