Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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