i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
this boner is exhausting
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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