I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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