I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i out mim tonsoeep
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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