If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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