Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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