lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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