i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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