she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
