Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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