talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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