Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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