STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
