I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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