btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
