Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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