love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
did you just send me my own nude
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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