Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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