So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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