so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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