I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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