Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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