just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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