we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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