While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize
