So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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