I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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