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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations

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(530): View more from California

Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard

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(765): View more from Indiana

If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.

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