I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i would one night stand the shit outta him
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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