question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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