Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Randomize
