ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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