you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Can I color on your dick again?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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