Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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