Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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