There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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