yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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