dude i'm inner monologue high
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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