is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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