I am in a vortex of obligation.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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