I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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