New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He shit in the fireplace
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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