ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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