it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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