:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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